Yooo Hooooo! I knew if I just 'dissed Mark Zuckerberg long enough he would come through! And boy did he fall right in the middle of my trap! 🤩
Here is his notification of my prize for all those insults I levied.
My name is Mark Zuckerberg, A philanthropist the Co- founder and CEO of the social-networking website called Facebook, As well as one of the world's youngest billionaires and Chairman of the Mark Zuckerberg Charitable Foundation which is also One of the largest private foundations in the world right now. I believe strongly in giving while living' I have one idea that never changed in my mind - that you should use your wealth to help people and i have decided to secretly give {$1,500,000.00} to randomly selected individuals worldwide. On the receipt of this email, You should count yourself as the lucky winner. Your email address was chosen online while searching at random. Kindly get back to me at your earliest convenience, so I know your email address is valid.
Mark Zuckerberg
I was the Production Director. I edited (spliced with a razor blade and tape) reel to reel audio tape and made magic, (commercials and contest promos). To maintain my energy I brought a gallon of orange juice into the studio every day and it was gone five hours later when my show was over. Funny, I don't recall ever getting the Flu when I was there.. 🙄😎
The reason there's only the parts where I talk and not the whole song is because the boss, (the Program Director) required us to record 'skimmer tapes' that only run when our mic is open, so he could yell at us for anything he thought was wrong. LOL